"A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the "honest, complicated" (SheKnows) Idiot"-- Provided by publisher.

Introduction: Idiots welcome! --Come inside my vagina -- Oh, the places I've pooped -- The accidental lactivist -- Did I marry a narcissist? -- How do I fire myself? -- Me too, though -- Am I doing this right? -- Come inside my brain -- I'm rich, bitch! -- The neurodivergent bunch.